Iam Biscuit

I always start talking to friends with RP-Styled intros. When I try to think of one for you, I get all kerfuffled, and embarrassed. How does one greet Biscuit the 'Right' way?

Anonymous

Oh gosh, heh. Just say hi, I guess!

I’m not really all that special.

You ever play multiplayer with anyone on Steam?

Anonymous

Oh, sometimes, for sure! I’m often busy with work and art, though, heheh.

Can we be friends?

cornerofscribbleanddoodle

Sure, I guess!

Now you're just being modest, Biscuit! Shucks, you've got so many followers who want your little fuzzy body. (And I'm sure some would even like to know more about the man behind the rat, although I can understand keeping that vague.)

in-tays-head

Gosh Tay, hehe..! T-that’s not a question at all!

What happened if one of your furaffinity followers happened to have a massive crush on you, and felt that this crush couldn't go through, because you don't notice him/her?

Anonymous

Gosh, heh! D-don’t be ridiculous, nobody would have a crush on me, heh!

I hear that under those pants are the small thing that comes in good packaging. May we have a sneak-peek?

Anonymous

Oh.. ! Oh, gosh! Eheh… well, I.. I-I duno about that.

Small? Er.. nooo, maybe.. average! hehe.. uh..

AHEM.

How do you balance those enormous specs on such a small face?

Anonymous

I have two small rare-earth magnets implanted just under the skin on the bridge of my nose. The glasses just snap on.

What kind of undies are you wearing today?

Anonymous

Gee, hehe.

Well, just a nice purple jock — nothing special.

Would you ever kill or eat a mouse, Mr. Rat?

cornerofscribbleanddoodle

Gee wiz, heh.

Well I’d never kill a mouse! I mean, at least, I don’t think so.

But if maybe at the grocery store I saw some mouse steaks I might try a bite but… wait, no. Nope!

I, er, well.. yeah, definitely. I would never eat mouse!

Are those glasses prescription or just for fashion?

Anonymous

Prescription.

Rats have really poor eyesight in general, but especially albino rats. Albinism causes even poorer eyesight!

I’m basically blind without my glasses! And even with them, seeing is a challenge. I’ve come to rely a lot on my sensitive ears.